Mood:

I had this dream very early in the morning. There were a whole bunch of people in our yard and around our house - even on our house! It was like a church congregation and they were sitting on our roof and our lawn and just everywhere, singing, and talking, and generally praising the Lord, I guess. I'm not sure why they decided to use our house, but in the middle of this I realize that my car isn't locked. I pick up the alarm fob to lock it and rethink it. Do I really want to disturb their church meeting? But I decide to do so anyway. It's only a very light beep one time to tell me that it's locked, so I hit the lock button and go on my way. A few minutes, seconds, whatever later I hear all this commotion and look outside. They are taking baseball bats and such to my car for interrupting them. Big dents are in the sides of the car, the roof, the windows are busted. They are generally ruining my car. After all is quiet and they have left, I go outside to look at the damage and suddenly it's not my car anymore. Some grey four door is sitting there all smashed up. I don't know whose car it is, but certainly they shouldn't have parked in front of our house! I go back inside. :)
Posted by Jennifer
at 12:01 AM EDT